Nickelodeon Movies' latest animated feature is a pile of cow manure. You haven't lived until you've heard them do the theme from Cops on tablas. Like many international police departments, the police in Alexandria, Egypt has its own orchestra. Denny Crane.Īnother upbeat crowdpleaser from director Alejandro González Iñárritu. By the time you finish reading the review, you'll be as coherent as Paula Abdul.Ī love triangle complicated by, uh, madcow. Here's a fun little Metroactive drinking game: Take one drink every time you spot a letter with an accent in Richard von Busack's review of this French film. Skin reads this on his laptop, yawns and wonders if Santa's gonna get him that DVD of Jackie Bisset in The Deep that he always wanted.įreddie Highmore asks that perennial question that's been pondered by mankind since the dawn of time: "Which of you bitches are my parents?" Keira Knightley gets wet in a movie again. ![]() If the Astronaut Farmer wanted to fly to space, he could have just joined Heaven's Gate and saved a lot on rocket fuel money. If you watch carefully, the reunion takes place during the scene when Maltazard calls Arthur a "mook" and Arthur beats him with a bat. This CGI-animated feature semi-reunites Robert De Niro with his Mean Streets co-star Harvey Keitel. This Cinequest entry about a wealthy businessman and his estranged offspring was shot in the ghettos of Los Gatos. bandmate MC Ren gets cast in a remake of Father Goose? And is ATHF even funny without the ganja? What? We can't take our bongs to the theater? Dammit. Produced by the same Jews who ruined everything for Mel Gibson.Īqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie For Theaters The first in Warner Bros.' series of all-animal remakes of pervy Larry Clark movies. Kind of like how ballroom dancing nearly killed Dr. Out-of-control dance floors helped kill the '80s American hardcore punk scene. Russell Crowe takes on mobster Denzel Washington in his own unique way. ![]() Hey, it's all about the origin of that song they played at Spock's funeral. Hey Spicoli, what Rock was doing is an old human tradition that's known as joking. This was the movie Sean Penn did with Jude Law that caused Penn to defend his co-star after 2005 Oscar host Chris Rock commented on Law's ubiquity. Movies with "wedding" or "bride" in the title aren't known for their torture scenes, unless you count all those moments with Martin Short's annoying wedding planner character during the Father of the Bride movies. The fact that this movie has the word "wedding" in the title means you won't see Mikkelsen sock anyone in the nads. Anderson thinks it's a fake comedy.ĭanish actor Mads Mikkelsen is best known for whupping James Bond in the nads with the end of a knotted rope in Casino Royale. Lewis Black of that fake news show co-stars in a movie about a fake college.
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